Staci: "I was just tryin' to, ya know, like, get a nice game of Frisbee going with those guys. And they were soooo nice--one of them even offered to give me a massage! And then my mom, total, like, lunatic from hell that she is, has to come over and, like, be this total militant b-i-t-c-h, just as things were starting to happen, like, down there, I mean."
Irene: "Frisbee my ass. I don't know
how
something
that dumb coulda'
found
its way
out of my love-cracker."
